Sunday, May 31, 2009
Wedding Hazards
Friday, May 29, 2009
Golfing in the Office?
First of all, I only thought that golfing in offices happened in the movies. Second of all, why in the world would he be putting during office hours where customers can see? Third of all, I am totally appalled. I guess if he was on his lunch break it would be okay (as long as it wasn't in front of customers). There are so many people that are working so hard to make ends meet in this economy (and any economy) and to show those people that you are not taking your job seriously is absolutely crazy and a little inconsiderate.
My solution is to take that gentleman, put his job on probation, and send him out on the street to hand out his salary through vouchers to new customers that join the bank. This would boost his company's income, reduce his own, and teach him a lesson in respect. Maybe then he would consider working a little bit harder at his job and appreciating it a little bit more.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
So he called...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
What If?
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Memorial Mayhem
Friday, May 22, 2009
The Fountain of Dating
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Dating Follies Part Deux
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Beach Boy
Fleet Week!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Dating Follies
Monday, May 18, 2009
Honesty over Chivalry?
(I have edited this post due to the comment that was made about it. I must have had a little too much red wine last night. Warning to myself: Do not post when tipsy! To address the comment - I did not mean to make the gentleman out to be rude to others. I was talking about him being very open, honest, and blunt with a new date. I removed the part about the man's tie at the table since it was not something that happened, but an example of something that might have. Since this did not help to make the point I was trying to make, I revised it. I absolutely agree that if someone is crude or rude to another person right in front of you it should be your signal to Run for the Hills! Thank you for pointing out my error!)
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Phone Names
Saturday, May 16, 2009
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Rooftop Madness
Friday, May 15, 2009
MMMBop
Hanson + Smashing Pumpkins = Tinted Windows
Thursday, May 14, 2009
My Idol
I have never been so excited for 60 minutes in my life!
This was taken from The Cut...
Anna Wintour Explains Why She Wears Sunglasses Inside
Sunday's 60 Minutes segment on Anna Wintour will be amazing thanks to the hard-hitting reporting by Morley Safer. He asked the truly tough questions, the ones — and we say this with no trace of sarcasm — that have been burning unanswered in the pit of our souls for years. Such as, why does Anna wear sunglasses indoors? "They are seriously useful," she explains. "I can sit in a show and if I am bored out of my mind, nobody will notice… At this point, they have become, really, armor."
Absolute fabulousness that she could be so bored out of her mind at a fashion show. I mean honestly...she is so great that she makes us (the masses) feel so little and unimportant but I can still love her and everything that she does. I once saw her almost fall at Fashion week coming out of the Michael Kors show - That was almost the highlight of my life because then I would have known that she is a little human and not some perfect lady all of the time.
Don't Text Unless Texted to 1st
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Reality Bites
Date or Reality?
Monday, May 11, 2009
AIDS Walk 2009
In 2008 alone, 45,000 participants, many of whom were members of 2,450 corporate and community teams, raised a record sum of over $7 million for Gay Men's Health Crisis (GMHC) and 50 other local AIDS service organizations. GMHC is the world's most comprehensive provider of AIDS services for men, women and children.
The AIDS Walk begins and ends in Central Park. Walkers should enter the venue at the corner of the park at 59th St. and 5th Ave. to turn in their funds. It is 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) and takes roughly 2-3 hours to complete.
SCHEDULE
8:30 a.m. - Sign-In Opens.
9:15 a.m. - Aerobic Workout.
9:30 a.m. - Opening Ceremony Begins.
10:00 a.m. - AIDS Walk New York Begins!
12:30 pm - Post-walk Concert Begins
3:00 pm - Announcement of Results
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Birthday Fabulousness
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Prom Night
Dating Dilemma
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Fashion Show Fun
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Cinco De Crazy
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Wedding Fun
1) There is always someone (read: my mother) trying to set me up with a boy at the wedding. I hate being fixed up like that.
2) There is a bouquet toss for all of the single girls
3) I just do not like weddings.
So, as usual, this wedding wasn't any different than others. My family and the Groom's family had been trying to set me up with some nice Italian boy that was in the wedding party. First of all, he was a very nice guy. Second of all, I do not want to meet a nice guy at the moment. Third of all, I hate being fixed up. I am only 24 and I do not want anything serious for right now. If he would offer to take me out to dinner, I would go, but that is all.
There was a bouquet toss that I almost got out of by hiding in the corner. Unfortunately I was called out by the Groom's mother and forced to stand with the other single girls. I stood with my hands laced behind my back, just in case. Thankfully the dreaded flowers didn't land anywhere near me.
I did have fun dancing and drinking with my family. My mother and father got a little tipsy and ended up having a chat with that nice Italian boy. They were acting like it was the 1700's and trying to sell me off for a couple of chickens and a horse and buggy (I am apparently that great of a catch that I get a buggy). They thought that I would like him because he "can cook a mean meat sauce." I am just fine with Ragu thank you very much.
Later in the night, not letting the idea of marrying me off go, my mother was chatting up the wedding photographer and made me sit by her as she was telling him all of my accomplishments and adding that I need someone who can cook for me. The photographer looked at me and said that he is a great Italian cook. I smiled politely as the first nice Italian boy came over to the 3 of us. On queue, my mother retorts "Looks like you have a little bit of competition for your meat sauce buddy!" The photographer and the Italian begin to recite their recipes for their prizewinning sauces as I shake my head at my mother who is laughing hysterically and run off to dance on the other side of the floor.
All in all I had a great time. Lets see who emails me their meat sauce recipe first :)
Blind Date Awkwardness
I met Stock Exchange Boy at a bar close to the South Street Seaport called Nelson Blue (http://www.nelsonblue.com/). This is a really cute New Zealand bar that has a familiar local crowd and great food. Stock Exchange Boy was really nice and funny. I met him and his friends after they had been celebrating another friend's promotion. Their boss was there with them and the entire group seemed to be having a lot of fun and they were all joking around with me.
The confusion started when the girl behind the bar would not take my drink order. It became obvious that she was avoiding our side of the bar. I was beginning to think that it was because I had joined the mix until she said to Stock Exchange Boy "Your friend left me an awful tip!" He was confused at this comment until he asked his boss what kind of tip he left. The boss, obviously surprised that the bartender had called him out, started making excuses about how his burger wasn't cooked right. The guys continued to question him and things quickly became more uncomfortable, especially for me. My phone rang, thankfully saved by the bell, I took the call outside.
I was contemplating leaving the bar at that moment but decided to go back inside to finish my drink. When I got back into the bar Stock Exchange Boy and all of his friends were handing the grinning waitress a $20 bill each. She had obviously made out on that deal in the end but I eventually found out that their boss had only left $93 on an $89 bill.
How rude of a boss is that! Thankfully the boss has some good workers that aren't cheap asses. I can only speculate that this is a part of the reason that our country is in the situation it is. The boss keeps all of his money for himself while he makes his workers do everything for him, at their expense and at the expense of other parties (the girl that is on the blind date and has to suffer by being uncomfortable and biting her tongue).