Fat Skinny Jeans

Yesterday I wore a pair of jeans that I like to call my Fat Skinny Jeans. The only problem with them, besides the fact that I wear them on days when I feel fat, is that they have spandex in them. After just an hour or two of wearing them, they turn into my not so skinny Fat Skinny Jeans. I don't wear my Skinny Skinny jeans if I am not feeling skinny, but my Fat Skinny Jeans stretch so much that they make me look fatter. What is a skinny fat girl to do?

Here's to hoping that I fit into my Skinny Skinny jeans again...