Bullshit Bachelor

It has only been 5 minutes into the new season of the Bachelor and I already want to throw up. First, they show him cooking with his shirt off and grabbing a glass of water. Ohh Please! Then, as he is talking about Love and mushy shit, he puts his pilot shirt on. "I am excited at the chance of finding love again." Why don't they just slit my wrists. The camera shots go from the beach - no shirt, to flying, to his bedroom - no shirt, to the beach - no shirt. Honestly?

I am sure that the person writing his script is some 80 year old lady who just finished reading a romance novel. This doesn't happen. I can't wait to count how many girls they make cry in the first episode. I bet they make him cry 4 episodes in ;)