A Gay Man Goes To A Straight Strip Club

Last night I traveled uptown to hang out with some friends and see a movie. Before the movie, we all sat around and had pizza and wine and great conversation. My gay boyfriend was there and as usual he was telling us his hilarious stories (his are ten times more ridiculous than mine)! Since his story was so funny, I am re-telling it for all of the rest of you.

My gay boyfriend was in NYC a few years ago for Fashion Week and ended up going to a strip club with a bunch of his straight guy friends. He was just sitting and listening to the music and having drinks. One of the girls came up to him and sat on his lap, asking if he liked the song. He of course agreed and loved the song. She was talking to him about fashion week and clothes and the music and he was enjoying the conversation. After awhile she was telling him that they had a bathtub with bubbles downstairs. Since he had been drinking heavily, he thought this sounded like so much fun and couldn't understand why his straight guy friends didn't think that this was a good idea. Later, my gay boyfriend was off dancing and the stripper had come up to his friends. She said to them "Hey, your friend owes me $80." My gay boyfriend had no idea that the stripper who talked to him about fashion and clothes charged by song and that by just sitting on his lap and talking to him, she was working and charging him for it.

This is why I love my gay boyfriend so much. He loves clothing, fashion, and dancing so much that he doesn't even realize when a stripper is trying to make money off of him. Thankfully for the stripper, his friends thought the entire thing was so funny that it was worth the money. How in the world she couldn't tell that he was gay is beyond me. That also makes the story so ridiculous. She either knew and didn't care or had no idea that the guy talking about fashion and Britney Spears was gay...yeah, she probably knew what she was doing.