Spring Pimp Outfits

This morning on the train I noticed that even though it was a rainy day, most people seemed to be wearing new Spring outfits. There was one man, however, that looked like he was dressed up to go find the hookers he managed. He was wearing what looked to me like a full blown pimp suit - at 8 in the morning!

The suit was black with bold white pinstripes, he wore a white shirt with a silky red tie over it. There was a white pocket square folded neatly into 3 points. He tacked the tie down with a rhinestone tie tack, and wore black and white shoes to compliment the pinstripes in the suit. The best thing about the entire outfit was that the man was carrying a cane that had an 8 ball topper on it. Now if that isn't a pimp outfit, I don't know what is!

Was this guy just really excited for Spring or did he really manage hookers? Who knows. I do know that I have already seen a bunch of women wearing their new Spring dresses that barely cover their bum. Maybe this pimp guy saw a few too and thought that he could wrangle them in.