Not So Smart Car

After a quick hour of rollerblading, I was walking back to my apartment when I spotted a cute guy. He was on the West Side highway waiting at a traffic light. He saw me and smiled and gave a little wave. It wasn't until then that I realized there was something wrong with him. He was sitting in a smart car. Instantaneously I didn't like him. Thankfully he is doing good for the earth and all but he wasn't cute anymore while sitting in that car. Note to you boys out there - if you are trying to pick up a girl, it isn't smart to do it in a smart car. It's kind of like going to pick up your date on a tricycle.