Saturday, May 15, 2010

Grocery Discounts

Tonight I went to the grocery store since my refrigerator was jut about bare with the exception of the last pickle in the jar in the way back. I don't plan on eating that pickle anytime soon since I don't know how long it's been back there for.

Anyway, at the grocery store there was a sign posted at the checkout counter that read "All NYU Students - 20% off on Thursday Nights with your Student ID". Then, in fine print it said "Does not work for Cigarettes and Alcohol". That might be either the worst sign ever or the smartest. On one hand, students will rarely be at the grocery store on a Thursday night and if they do happen to find themselves there, it's for cigarettes and alcohol.

The reason why it might be the smartest sign ever is ... Ohh wait. It could never be the smartest sign ever because it is ABSOLUTELY THE DUMBEST SIGN EVER. Honestly, do they really think that is such a great deal? They probably lost money just printing out the stupid sign.

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