For the past 72 hours I have been growing my new boyfriend. When I looked at him this morning he had grown a hefty set of moobs (man boobs) and one of his legs was shorter than the other. I guess growing your own boyfriend has it's pitfalls too.
I took him out of the water and he is shrinking as you read this. Maybe by the time he is back to his original size I will have met a new real guy.
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