Victoria Doesn't Eat Turkey

Who are the producers of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? I don't want to know because the clothes were cute. I want to know because the show aired tonight - just under 5 days since Thanksgiving. What are they thinking?

They are hoping that men across the U.S. will look at these lingerie clad women and wish that their wives looked like them. Needless to say, their wives are closer to my height of 5'2" and quite farther over the 100 lbs. marker than they would like to be. Sorry dudes, if you buy that sexy negligee, your wife won't get taller or skinnier. Thankfully, the wings aren't available for purchase (I am using the wings as my excuse this year. If you have huge wings on TV...it makes you look smaller than you really are. Since they don't sell the wings, there is no possible way that you can look that good).

Happy post Thanksgiving ladies. Sorry that you won't be able to enjoy turkey for the coming years since this fashion show has scarred you for life. It was only the yummiest bird of the year, that's all. Nothing a really cute panty won't fix! Not!!!