Airport Fun

I am currently at the Newark, NJ airport waiting to board my flight to Pittsburgh. I was just sitting by a guy at the bar who was having what I thought was a very intimate conversation. "Ohh I looved that picture that you sent me. It was amazing. I was thinking about it all day long" he said. I thought, wow that is a little too graphic for me. Then he turns and suggests that I take a look at the picture. Slowly I turn to look at his phone laiden with fear. I see a cute little baby in a pink onesie. Boy was I wrong about that one! It goes to show how much I need a break from this city!